Apiary Adventurer Gifts

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Take me to your feeder,'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Cow Pilot.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

The Rural Bidet...

Vacant possession.

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Photocoffier.

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"