Apiary Adventurer Mugs

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Cow Pilot.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

The Rural Bidet...

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Vacant possession.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"