Apiary Aficionado Mugs

'So, how can you tell the swarm is going to leave?'

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Apples for sale

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Advocado

Hats and Food

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"