Apiary Aficionado Gifts

'So, how can you tell the swarm is going to leave?'

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Apples for sale

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Advocado

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Hats and Food

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Shuck me.'

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'My dentist recommended it.'