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A migrating bird's worst nightmare.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

"It includes hard word flooring, natural lighting, and a bird bath. All within two feet from a feeder."

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'

"Junior, I'm afraid I have some bad news. We're hawks."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Country Bumpkin.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

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'Trickle or Spray!?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

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Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"They’re real."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."