Comedic Aviary Aficionado Gifts

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Egyptian Football

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Why Superman flies himself

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'It's a chicken.'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'We should talk more.'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"You fly into a window, too?"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"Get a life!"

The aviation experts come out to play

'What's oriole sex'