Comedic Aviator Gifts

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Man fights with his shadow.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Skis with stabilisers.

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Snow seat on skis.

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

The evolution of triathletes.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

Golf Ball in Nest.

"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!"

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

'Due to technical difficulties the scenic route is currently unavailable'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"