Aviary Enthusiasts Gifts

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Do me next."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You calm down."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Why Superman flies himself

'It's a chicken.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'So, how was flight school?'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'Too dressy?'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'