Aviary Enthusiasts Pillows

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Do me next."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"You calm down."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Penguin suit fitting.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Why Superman flies himself

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'It's a chicken.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'So, how was flight school?'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Too dressy?'