Avian Enthusiasts Pillows

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Social distancing failure

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

Cello with a birdhouse on top.

"Angry humans!"

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

"Mom feeds you the other way round? Come on, worms are worms. Now open your beaks, you brats!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

bird interprets modern art

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bird Torture.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Alien embryo growing in earth.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I think he's lonely.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."