Avian Aficionados Pillows

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I read my newspaper online.'

Owl reading book entitled 'Whoose whooo'.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Fear of Flying Workshops

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Wake me up when we're landing."

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

No Caption. (A bird feeder is shown with a drive-thru window).

Polly Clinic.

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

These models are starting much too young.

"Those thieving blue tits are getting bloody lazy...!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher