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'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Owl reading book entitled 'Whoose whooo'.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Fear of Flying Workshops

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Wake me up when we're landing."

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

Polly Clinic.

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

These models are starting much too young.

"Those thieving blue tits are getting bloody lazy...!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Bird Torture.

bird interprets modern art

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."