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Bird Mafia

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

bird interprets modern art

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Caliologist

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'You reek of crackers.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.