Avian Fanatic T-Shirts

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

bird interprets modern art

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Caliologist

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

The Raven in Flight

'You reek of crackers.'