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The Raven in Flight

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Ray Davies

Ozzy Osbourne

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Helicopter

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Angus McKinnon Young

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

A 60's pop group

Imagine Dragons

'Nevermore.'

Edgar Allen Prozac

Edgar Allan Poe

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Michelangelo

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"I think I'll have the steak with garlic sauce...."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'You really should Floss.'

A head band

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'