Raven Lovers T-Shirts

Grip's performance

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

E-Baying @ The Moon

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'Romeo and Julietta'

Chinese stock market

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The Raven in Flight

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

I love my cape

"Spaghetti Rave"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beware of the Dragon

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

'Nevermore.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.