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"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

"Spaghetti Rave"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Rave: £5 entrance fee (to cover organiser's fine"

Marimba

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Zumba

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Cybergoth.

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Dance Dance Dance.

Club DJ.

The new rain dance.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Football drummer

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'