Rave Fan T-Shirts

"That bass isn't bad."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Steve Howe.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Veloci-Rapper

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Raven in Flight

"Spaghetti Rave"

Cybergoth.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I'm with the band.'

Club DJ.

Job Interview with the Vampire.

Dance Dance Dance.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Another Scotch?'

The new rain dance.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Never think outside the box!"

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Crunk

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Vampire Humor

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

Cape costume

Dracula reading fang shui.