Rave Fan Mugs

"That bass isn't bad."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Veloci-Rapper

The Raven in Flight

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Cybergoth.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The new rain dance.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Job Interview with the Vampire.

Club DJ.

'Another Scotch?'

Dance Dance Dance.

'I'm with the band.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Crunk

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Cape costume

Goldie.

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

Dracula reading fang shui.