Raven Fanatic Mugs

The Raven in Flight

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Imagine Dragons

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

A 60's pop group

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Edgar Allen Prozac

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Michelangelo

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I think I'll have the steak with garlic sauce...."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'You really should Floss.'

A head band

"And you can quote me on that."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"That bass isn't bad."