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"Well, maybe just once more."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"It's not corvid. It's covid!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

E-Baying @ The Moon

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

The Raven in Flight

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Which one's yours?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Spaghetti Rave"

I love my cape

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Spider boy

Beware of the Dragon

'Nevermore.'

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...