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'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'I'll try the Gangster Wrap.'

'Can you rap more slowly please?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Veloci-Rapper

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Rap-scallions

7 More Dwarfs

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Beware of Dawg.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Rap-Nav.

The Grim Rapper

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Hip hop Santa.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Projection

Bling Crosby.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

At the CD shop.

Crunk