Rap Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Watchdog for Eminem Fans

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Cybergoth.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Beware of Dawg.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

The Grim Rapper

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Dance Dance Dance.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

The new rain dance.

Rap-Nav.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.