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'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Cybergoth.

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"The estranged string trio."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Hip hop Santa.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

The Grim Rapper

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Rap-Nav.

The new rain dance.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Dance Dance Dance.