Rapper Aficionado T-Shirts

"Have you heard of a musician called 'cell-o-phane'?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

7 More Dwarfs

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Beware of Dawg.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Rap-Nav.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."