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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Bling Crosby.

School reading and math test scores take a giant leap up...more after this report on a new chart topping rap album.

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

RAP SCALLION, 'Don't call me no ONION, that ain't my name, I'm BETTA than an onion, but I got no FAME, put me on yo' SAN'wich, put me in yo' SOUP....'

US Rapper 50 cent files for bankruptcy

The Grim Rapper

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I Hear Beeping! 'It's just the kids watching...'

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Snoop Dogg

"Thank you for my muddar - thank you for my fuddar, thank you for rap which I love more than this dinnar."

"Honestly, I saw this place as a stepping stone to my true calling!"

The Grim Rapper

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

"When did you start playing gangster rap?"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

At the CD shop.

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

Beware of Dawg.

Snoop Dog speaks to a sell-out audience (they all sold out years ago).

'My old man said downloading Rap music online was illegal. So I played him some...he said it's ok 'cause that isn't music.'

Rap-scallions

Have you started your black history month essay? Yes, mom. Who's your subject? A late 20th century poet

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre cam along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to lau

Modern Conflict

Republican Rappers

Ruin the Jewels

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'