Rap Enthusiast Pillows

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Bling Crosby.

School reading and math test scores take a giant leap up...more after this report on a new chart topping rap album.

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

RAP SCALLION, 'Don't call me no ONION, that ain't my name, I'm BETTA than an onion, but I got no FAME, put me on yo' SAN'wich, put me in yo' SOUP....'

The Grim Rapper

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I Hear Beeping! 'It's just the kids watching...'

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Thank you for my muddar - thank you for my fuddar, thank you for rap which I love more than this dinnar."

"Honestly, I saw this place as a stepping stone to my true calling!"

The Grim Rapper

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

At the CD shop.

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

Beware of Dawg.

Snoop Dog speaks to a sell-out audience (they all sold out years ago).

'My old man said downloading Rap music online was illegal. So I played him some...he said it's ok 'cause that isn't music.'

Rap-scallions

Republican Rappers

Ruin the Jewels

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'