Rap Aficionados Gifts

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Beware of Dawg.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Cybergoth.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Hip hop Santa.

Rap-Nav.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Projection

The Grim Rapper