Rap Music Fans Gifts

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Hip hop Santa.

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