Rap Enthusiasts Gifts

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

Watchdog for Eminem Fans

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Cybergoth.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

Hip hop Santa.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Rap-Nav.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

The Grim Rapper

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Projection