Rap Music Lover Gifts

Eminem

'It looks like another victim of Jack the Rapper, Sarge!'

"Incorrect. It's spelled 'c-r-a-p'. The 'c' is silent."

Trump's Tariff Rap

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Hip hop Santa.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Rap-Nav.

The Grim Rapper

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.