Avian Enthusiast Humor Pillows

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

"Do me next."

So you're a mocking bird...

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

'What's oriole sex'

"Get a life!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Well, that backfired."

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Polly Clinic.

"That's a plumage don't."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

That was finch on trills, sparrow on chirps, chickadee on cheeps, and I'm nuthatch on whistles - Good night, everyone, you've been great!

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."