Avian Enthusiast Humor Pillows

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

"Do me next."

So you're a mocking bird...

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Well, that backfired."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

'What's oriole sex'

Polly Clinic.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Get a life!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"That's a plumage don't."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'