Avian Humor Lover Pillows

"Well, do you have anything that's been regurgitated?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Look! No hands!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

bird interprets modern art

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I think he's lonely.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Do you think the birds like me?"