Avian Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

"Do me next."

So you're a mocking bird...

bird interprets modern art

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Cow Pilot.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Polly Clinic.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Get a life!"

'What's oriole sex'

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Well, that backfired."

'Stealth broom.'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."