Aviaryenthusiast Gifts

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Do me next."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking