Aviary Enthusiast Gifts

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

Old news.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Do me next."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Pigeon Little

Pilot with champagne.

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Canada Goose Jackets

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Spring Training