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A migrating bird's worst nightmare.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

"It includes hard word flooring, natural lighting, and a bird bath. All within two feet from a feeder."

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'

"Junior, I'm afraid I have some bad news. We're hawks."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Country Bumpkin.

So you're a mocking bird...

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'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"They’re real."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.