Apiary Artist Gifts

Honeycomb

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Horti-Culture

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Think about the honey."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Vacant possession.

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'He's in witness protection.'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

A topiary doghouse

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Gardening