Apiarist Gifts

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Beekeeping 101

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

"I think your new Queen is here."

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Employee of the month...

"Nothing's more relaxing than sitting back and watching my bees do what comes naturally to them."

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

The Apis Dance Studio

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

"My beehives are all honey producers, except for that one. It produces industrial resins and polymers. Don't ask me why."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Think about the honey."

"It's ok, they're friendly."

Honey Wallah

'... Ok, move your left antenna a little more... '

Santa comes out of a smoker into a bee hive.

Bees swarm at a Scratch & Sniff Card Shop.

Man to beekeeper: 'Keeping busy?'

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

The Drone Ranger

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'