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"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Beekeeping 101

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

Mother's Day at the Hive

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"I think your new Queen is here."

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

The Apis Dance Studio

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

"Nothing's more relaxing than sitting back and watching my bees do what comes naturally to them."

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

354 Days Without an Accident

A bee buys nectar from a vending machine.

Where bee's wax really comes from.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'

Bees go high tech, replacing their traditional dances to direct others to nectar rich flowers.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'So far, no fun. I hope there's some money in it.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'