Punny Apiarist T-Shirts

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Happy Hog - Manet

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Vacant possession.

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

The Drone Ranger

'He's in witness protection.'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'