Punny Fellow T-Shirts

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

Happy Hog - Manet

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

SCUBER

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Blake's Sealant.

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Wheelburrows.

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Fish in gaol.

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'

Fly Fishing.