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Blake's Sealant.

'That was fun!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Happy Hog - Manet

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Who's Not Who.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

SCUBER

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

Wheelburrows.

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'