Punny Hero Gifts

Blake's Sealant.

'That was fun!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dear Dairy

Happy Hog - Manet

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

SCUBER

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Who's Not Who.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Wheelburrows.

One Winter Day In Old Moscow...

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."

Picking Brains

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'