Punny Kid Gifts

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Happy Hog - Manet

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

To hat and hat not.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

Debug

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

Blake's Sealant.

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Jay Walking

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

Dairy. You're called "ruminants" because you chew your cud --- It's not an excuse to overthink everything.

Short-Term Memory Foam Loss

Log in, paper out.

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Fish in gaol.