Punny Kid T-Shirts

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Happy Hog - Manet

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Debug

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

Blake's Sealant.

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Jay Walking

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

Short-Term Memory Foam Loss

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Log in, paper out.

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Fish in gaol.

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'