Punny Painter Gifts

Happy Hog - Manet

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Man Painting Road.

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

Blake's Sealant.

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Fish in gaol.