Punny Sculptor Gifts

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

The Sculptor

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Happy Hog - Manet

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

Noise Pollution

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

Blake's Sealant.

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Fish in gaol.

Picking Brains

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'

'It's a cement mixer.'

What's this? I asked you to draw Adam. Yes, he was the first in the human race.

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend