Punny Sculptor Pillows

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The Sculptor

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Happy Hog - Manet

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Noise Pollution

Blake's Sealant.

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Fish in gaol.

What's this? I asked you to draw Adam. Yes, he was the first in the human race.

'It's a cement mixer.'

"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

Picking Brains