Punny Friend Pillows

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Happy Hog - Manet

'Great! You mean it's obedience school prom season already!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Blake's Sealant.

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

Wheelburrows.

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

School

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'